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Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.
At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.
by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009
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testosterzone

The place a guy goes when having a "discussion" with someone with whom he disagrees. Also the place his head goes when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle.
Wife to a friend about her hubby's argument with a neighbor : "No, I can't get him to just drop it, he's in the testosterzone!"
Him -"Why can't any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?" Her- "Why don't I drive, honey. Wouldn't want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone" Him "I could control myself better if all these ass-poles would just get out of my way!"
by cattybee June 29, 2015
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testosterone overload

Basically when you try your hardest to impress guys or girls by acting like a dick to strangers or friends.
"Bro quit being a dick just relax your having a testosterone overload!"
by Ron the boss 8 March 13, 2017
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testosterone deficiency

That point when you haven’t met a decent guy in so long that even the ugliest fuckboy starts to look attractive and you start to question you’re entire life.
1-Dude did you see katy was all over that nerd last night.

Just another case of testosterone deficiency.

2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!
by Thatcoconuthead October 24, 2018
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Testosterone

super sexually charged up - I'm gonna jump you right now!
I got on Testosterone
by Zero11s May 3, 2019
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Testosterone poisoning

When guys try to act more manly and macho than the other guys to impress each other. Often leads to idiodocy and dangerous risk taking.
All they talked about was who's truck was bigger to impress me. Tsk. Testosterone poisoning.
by Harmony1812 September 4, 2019
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Testosterosexual

when you are attracted to anyone who produces testosterone, but not exclusively the “male” genitalia.
H: I feel straight, but I could be/ have been attracted to anyone who is: Transgender Male, Gender non-conforming, Non-binary or Gender Fluid… I think I’m attracted to testosterone? Is there a term for that?

J: I believe that’s called Testosterosexual.
by Uh_Line November 23, 2021
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