testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest

"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

by squirrelspank June 8, 2003

testicle repellant

when a girl is so ugly, obnoxious or slutty, any guy will cringe at the mere thought of this girl, hence the action of repelling testicles

you want to invite EMMA??? ew no, she's über testicle repellant.

by Adam Henaghan September 2, 2007

testicle twins

When you and your bestie look like a saggy ball sacks at the same time. You are Testicle Twins.

Man look at these two Testicle twins coming my way.

by Testicle Twin #1 September 10, 2020

Testicle Candle

It's a candle that burns all the way through the penis head of the person who lit it. It feels like a hot poker on your nutsack.

Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

Roof Testicle

When a man's testicles get stuck to the roof of a girls mouth while she is playing with them using her mouth.

Kevin: OOOOWW!!
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry

Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.

by Pal Seh July 21, 2009

testicle-tapper

Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.

Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.

by JJewella ewJ June 13, 2016

Testicle Nutblast

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))

Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!

by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019