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thotimal

A thotthat is above an average thot (that hoe over there) but slightly below a thotimus prime. Thotimals are usually up-and coming hoes, aka semi insta/snap famous. But not yet a well known, full blown whore. They often times act on instinct like an animal with no regard for others.
Person 1: Yo wassup with becky? She got a man?

Person 2: nah leave her alone bro, she a thotimal, you dont want those problems.
by 100 man slayer December 5, 2017
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Thotimus Prime

Leader of all thots, the conqueror of worlds, Master of Trickery
Do not trust that one over there for she is Thotimus Prime.
by thotpatrol commander707 May 13, 2018
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Thotimus Prime

transformer slang for a thot, hoe, slut, etc
Such as the queen of thots
My guy see that girl over there she's a real thotty, she's what we call thotimus prime
by Usin24 June 3, 2018
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testimoanial

A praising report of how wonderful a "noisy" sexual encounter was with someone.
I'd like to give a rousing testimoanial for Brandon --- that dude totally knows how to pleasure a woman!
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
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testimoany

Exaggerated /overly-dramatic court-statements given by one or more somewhat-less-than-honest "witnesses", and which they heavily embellish with lots of whiny wheezes and crocodile-tears-drenched sighs.
Unfortunately, this strategy can actually be surprisingly effective in convincing a judge/jury of a defendant's guilt, especially if the "witness" is female --- last I heard, there are untold multitudes of totally-innocent men in prison right now --- some even on death row --- who are there merely because of the lying testimoany of some attention-seeking/money-hungry b***h and a few of her equally-conscience-impaired hussy-cronies!
by QuacksO December 25, 2018
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testimony payments

Regularly-doled-out amounts of cash paid to someone as reimbursement for his "cooperative" court-related actions, either for his providing false/exaggerated trial-statements to make the cases run in favor of the "benefactor", or as "hush money" to KEEP the person FROM testifying AGAINST his "benefactor".
A couple months ago I was a witness to a shoplifting where the police were called, so I secretly spoke with the thieves and offered to keep quiet about what I'd seen if they would each slip me fifty bucks a month for the next three years. They willingly agreed, but as of now I have yet to receive one red cent of my promised testimony payments.
by QuacksO December 25, 2018
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testimoney

Refers to one or more cash-bribes paid to someone who is willing to lie in court on behalf of his/her "benefactor", either to get said cash-flasher off the hook for a crime that he did indeed commit, or to wrongfully convict someone else who either is completely innocent or could not have been expected to behave differently from how he acted (i.e, he has a physical/mental disability, he'd had no idea whatsoever that he was doing other than what was acceptable, there were extenuating circumstances and/or there was "more to the story" than the plaintiffs were letting on, etc.).
If you are sufficiently attractive and/or possess a sufficiently-convincing manner, you may not need to seek "regular" employment --- you may be able to subsist very comfortably on the testimoney of others who need a "vindicating/corroborating witness".
by QuacksO December 26, 2018
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