teletubbies

You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies

The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

telethon

a televised donor call-in event wherein the sponsors keep 75% of the proceeds to line their own pockets, 20% is allocated for administrative costs, and the remaining 5% is given to the charity in question

Dude, I don't have cable and there's nothing on network TV tonight except this fuckin' telethon.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

teletubbies

bears that come in five different colors. or was it four?

the purple teletubby is the gay one!

by Teletubby March 16, 2003

teletubbies

4 color "people" in a tv show. thèy`re naked, and they`re scary.

my sister saw it once 2 years ago and still doesn`t want to watch tv, because she`s tooo scary. too good she didnt see barney!!!

by kurt`s girl May 8, 2005

teletubby

1) Tinky winky, Dipsy, La La or Po. One of the teletubbies.

2) Someone who any combination of fat with the following- stupid, carries a handbag, has a fat mouth, has a stupid voice, is purple, has a television in their stomach, works for the BBC

You fucking teletubby!

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

teletubbies

four reasons why our children end up gay/mentally retarded.

the teletubbies give each other oral sex and worship a sun that is a FUCKING BABY! OMG the baby is a god!

by meh June 18, 2006

Teletubbiesex

When tinky winky and dipsy come together to fuk and they get cum everywhere all over noo noo and he slurps it up cause he thinks it's custard

Teletubbiesex: a story written by me. well I mean who else.
Tinky winky and dipsy walked to the hill.
Dipsy: so tinky you needed something? -gets pushed down by tinky-
Tinky: -shoves cock in dipsy's mouth-
Tinky: like it, you little slut?
Dipsy: -nods yes-
Tinky: since you like it, let's give you more.
Tinky: -pushes dipsy farther in-
Dipsy: -deep throats it-
Tinky: you've been a good boy, good boys get rewards...
Tinky: -cums in dipsy's mouth-
Dipsy: -swallows it all-
Dipsy: ah that was so good tinky.
Tinky: well mind if I return the favor?
Tinky: -kisses dipsy's tip-
Dipsy: ah!
Tinky: -starts sucking-
Dipsy: -bites lip- ah tinky w-winky you're d-doing great! -grunts-
Tinky: -takes cock out of mouth- you like it? cause I'm going all in.
Tinky: -starts sucking while massaging dipsy's balls-
Dipsy: oh! -pushes tinky farther-
Dipsy: ah I can't hold back tinky I'm gonna cum!
Dipsy: -cums all down tinky's mouth-
Tinky swallowed it all and looked and dipsy with a grin. He knew what they had just done. And he knew they'd do it again. And that's tinky winky and dipsy coming together to fuk and they really did get cum everywhere and noo noo slurped it all up. well guess I was right.

Why are you still reading this

Well since you're still here good job at making it through...that.

Ok this is gonna end soon

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Lmao u thought

Ok but this time for real

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Lmaoo

Well if you're still there please thumbs up my entry I spent lots of time on it.

pls

by I changed my name October 2, 2019