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teejay

A teejay (phonetic T J)
is a TSA code word for a male who opts out (refuses to go through the whole body scanner at the airport. It stands for "Tiny Johnson" and is presumably based on the idea that if a man doesn't want to be seen that way, it is because he has small equipment. See"gropefan" for female opt outs.
Don't forget to log the teejays before you go home.
by cnyphercube March 3, 2011
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telejerk

Someone who works from home, and communicates exclusively by email. Often after-the-fact and the voice of dissent, they waste time with long email threads instead of meeting face-to-face, or at least on the phone.
Bob: Who's this butthead Ralph who keeps sending emails poo-pooing our ideas?

Jack: Oh, he's some telejerk Terry hired last year.
by TissPee July 1, 2008
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Teej

A way to insult another person in a vulgar way. Usually used to insult ones metal capacity. Highly considered more insulting than the word "retard".
1. "Your such a flippin' teej"

2. "Stop being a teej!"
by yayayaya January 13, 2008
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teeebo

1: orgasm acheived by stimulation of the clitoris with the tounge
2: a person of naturally dark decent whom of which comes from the teeebonumingajumba tribe (teeebo for short). The men of this tribe have naturally occuring large penises and are immune to HIV/AIDS but not malaria. they also like to eat cheese.
guy1 "whoa dude, i just totally teeeboed your misses last night"
guy2 "no you did't, you couldn't teebo a chick if your life depended on it."
or
there was a teeebo in the kitchen, eating chicken.
by tomosapien June 10, 2010
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teeeshaa

small black girl with a very very very loud mouth, and gets rude way too easily.
Person1: hey, can i have a cup of tea?
Teeeshaa: NOO ! FACK YOUU !
Person1: HEEY, shut up small person !
by imabeeimabee May 13, 2010
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teejazeasy

A dick sometimes, he can also be quite friendly. A good person to go to if you need a dose of savageness. He is very good at basketball.
Teejazeasy is a savage.
by Rawrz123456 July 26, 2017
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teej day

Falls on november 30th of each year, a day where teej and his friends go out and drink together.
Wow I am so excited to go out on teej day this year
by anonymous November 30, 2022
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