technotard

someone who has no techno savvy....a person with little technological knowledge

Last night Brooke called and asked me how to check her email, she's such a technotard.

by Lady_M August 20, 2008

Technotard

When the person in question is Technologically retarded.

Beckie- how do you send a text once you have written it

Mickey- hit the send button technotard

by rabbit78 February 9, 2010

Technotard

Someone who blows with simple technology.

My mom is a technotard, she constantly needs to be reminded how to copy and paste.

by Assaultman45 July 3, 2007

technotard

Somebody that always pretends to know technology, or pretends to be a uber h4xor (awesome hacker)

Colton pretends to know computers, and Travis sends viruses, yeah right! they are such technotards!

by EMGP January 11, 2008

technorating

Researching through blogs using blog's search engines like technorati.

A: I was technorating under my nickname and I just found out that Susie Lou had a crush on me during last year prom night.

B: Susie who?

A: The nympho that always shows her cleavage to Prof. Little.

B: You could've got laid bro.

A: And your girl wants to deepthroat me.

by fl!ps!de December 8, 2006

technoratized

being watched or under heavy surveillanced in the blogging world.

Linda: I can't believe it, John knew I had a crush on him all this while.

Cyndi: Did you blog him all the time?

Linda: OWH great.. i've been technoratized!

by fl!ps!de December 14, 2006

Technobrat

Noun, used to describe a person who owns the latest technology

He is a technobrat, he just got an iphone last year and has already upgraded it.
brat geek

by Jklntrn March 1, 2009