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technocandy

the world would be a better place if everyone was on technocandy.
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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technowankery

An unnecessary or detrimental implementation of technology.
Bob: It would have been a good website if it weren't for all the Flash technowankery.
Bill: I spent 3 days on that Flash intro!
Bob: You're a twat!
by Club McChisel May 5, 2008
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technograndiosity

(n.) - The idea that our fossil fuel-dependent lifestyle will continue on for many centuries yet to come, thanks to future advances in technology.
"I'm just praying that our car and airplane culture will survive well into the next few centuries thanks to our common belief in technograndiosity. "

overheard at a watercooler in San Antonio, Texas, Nobvember 10, 2010
by PRwiz101 November 16, 2010
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Technoquantumism

Technoquantumism is an intellectual and technological movement that advocates the massive production of technologies related to quantum mechanics, such as technoquantum purity, quantum identification system, massive quantum computing and other quantum technologies enough to replace quantum coaching and revolutionize quantum medicine and quantum therapy. Technoquantumism also advocates the concept of "Superquantum Mechanics" that is a version of quantum mechanics acting on macroscale, not just on sub-atomic scale, replacing classical mechanics by superquantum mechanics for possibility the unblock of the full quantum potential of people and of matter.
"Technoquantumism is just another form of late-stage transhumanism, such as extraphysicism and divinialism."

"Technoquantumism shows it is possible to have other forms of transhumanism, not just genetic transhumanism and robotic transhumanism."
by Full Monteirism January 1, 2021
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Crust Technician

One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.
The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.
by Blackdeathjackal September 9, 2010
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floor technician

I just got hired as the new floor technician at Olympic Medical!
by liem May 14, 2014
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Kebab Technician

Fixes the spinning kebab thing.
The meat spinner is broken

Ok call the Kebab Technician.
by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020
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