technological

Unofficial synonym for technical. Technological is just the long version and nobody cares about it; they can and will shorten it to technical.

Person 1: "I am experiencing technological issues"
Person 2: "STFU, technical is shorter to pronounce and write, and it saves up time"

by Eoin195314235r1245 August 18, 2018

technological singularity

the point in the evolution of humanity where human create a technological intelligence that exceeds the intelligence of humans.

Humans are only 30,000 years old technologically; yet within the next 100 years we may produce a technological singularity where we are no longer the dominant intelligence on Earth.

by ToniT July 27, 2014

technologistical

Using technology to streamline logistical tasks.

Wow, you're really technologistical with that blackberry!

by drgroove206 November 20, 2006

Technologist

Someone who owns technology, doesn't know how to even use it but claims to be tech savy

Person 1: I consider myself a technologist of sorts, check out this cool new phone I got!

Person 2: Can you get email on that phone?

Person 1: I don't know, I'll just have the apple genius do it for me

by tech support August 19, 2013

technologies

First coined by young ingenue Judy Alexander, "Technologies" is a term for any kind of awkward social interactions/dynamics. It can be used as either an adjective or a noun.

Yeah, she was my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend and I guess I was wearing these shoes that she left at his house a long time ago, so it was total technologies.

Or:

Don't listen to those girls and what they say about you, they don't know anything, it's just technologies.

by Jules the Astonishing May 19, 2004

Technologically Retarted

Definition goes toward the above average "Troll".
More defined as a "Administrative Wannabe Troll".
Can also be put in to old people not knowing or understanding everyday technology.

1*dude... stop acting like an admin...
2*No.
1*then your like a troll...
And thus fail...
2*And yet, I get things done and the admins appreciate my reports.
1*Like I said before...troll
(not like a normal troll... more like an Administrative Wannabe Troll)
2*More like "I like order so please follow the rules because the admins can't be everywhere at once".
1* (Goes to 3*) My god people will give a dam over a screen shot won't they these days...
(Puts in new Definition on Urban Dictionary *Technologically Retarted*)

by Foxxel May 26, 2010

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by Aqua Lab Technologies April 28, 2011