Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.
Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.
by Deimosian May 4, 2019
Get the Paper Technician mug.A person who builds or modifies already prebuilt things high on meth, thinking that their make-shift modification has improved the object and convinced they are a jack of all trades who can "fix" almost anything. Kind of like a flailed out MacGyver or an on-one Mike Holmes. Often times than not, the jib technician that wants to learn the anatomy of, for example, a laptop, the tech will flail it apart and put it back together with some screws or pieces of the laptop missing thinking that it will be fine.
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A skilled player, usually at a pub sport of some kind. Darts, pool, or particularly Snooker. Methodical and utterly emotionless in their approach to the game, surgical almost.
Yeah I drew the technician in the Christmas Masters didn’t I. Thought I had him after a decent 20 break but he just eased in to second gear and took me apart. He dispatched Danny in the second round too.
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Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!
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He’s not a fucking mechanic. He’s a “technician “
He’s not a fucking mechanic. He’s a “technician “
by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020
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by Anthony Frayn May 1, 2010
Get the Hydration Technician mug.a big gay arse who stops you from looking at porn and playing games on computers in school. The reason why school is boring
by andy L December 8, 2003
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