fairy tale divorce

A fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. To a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. To a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.

Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?

Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.

Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.

Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.

Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.

Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.

by Darker August 10, 2010

split tale

split tale- a man who goes both ways. bisexual. "catcher and pitcher."

Billy.......Watch out changing in the locker room in front

Jason, he is a split tale.

by fuckthathotass69 October 18, 2017

Taleha

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She is fun caring and can always makes you smile. She is insanely crazy and most commonly has long blonde hair. She is gorgeous and very beautiful but she doesn't know it.

WOW! That girl is gorgeous!
Yeah it's Taleha

by Harrypotttersbeaste June 15, 2012

no talent whatsoever

Lacking any skill and talent...totally clueless...Tier 4

RG...aka 'R'

by Tier 1 April 7, 2004

talentless cunt

a person (often a woman) who lacks talent yet feels that they are entitled to special treatment, as if they were talented.

Chelsea Handler Justin Bieber Bono Elisabeth Hasselbeck talentless cunt

by Marol February 23, 2011

Taleisha

The most beautiful, perfect, nice, kind, caring, hot girl u will ever meet. She makes for perfect relationships and you would be extremely lucky to ever meet a girl named Taleisha

"She is so hot! Her name must be Taleisha"

by lordratatosk October 8, 2014

America's Got Talent

A piece-of-shit "talent" competition where people only vote for singers, dancers, and children who give sob-stories because they have a disease but have no skill at all.

Since the 3rd season, the ONLY successful acts have been those listed above. These assholes have killed a show with such a good concept and proves that America only likes generic, dry, boring singers/dancers that. for some reason, couldn't audition for "American Idol", "America's best Dance Crew" or "So You Think You Can Dance". Unique, fresh, exciting acts don't stand a chance.

Also, two of the three judges are currently English. Nice "American" show you got there

Bob: Did Harmonica Pierre get through on America's Got Talent?

John: No, instead, a kid that sounds like Kermit the Frog made it because he said he had Autism. Two guys that sing and another that dances also made it.

Bob: (Sarcasm) Wow, I've never seen those before. This is such a "unique" and "versatile" competition. (/sarcasm) Man, the show has gone down the drain since the Terry Fator won....

by Fuck AGT August 19, 2010