The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.
Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."
by gungatim March 22, 2010
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You know what's stupid? The fact that you keep reviewing yourself with anonymous reviews saying how good you are. Grow the hell up.-Tainted Lullaby
by Slient Ice April 4, 2009
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A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.
Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"
Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"
Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"
Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"
Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"
Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"
Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"
Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
by Talking Hex July 21, 2009
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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.
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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.
by TheAssIRam May 18, 2010
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Get the tanted love mug.When a white woman has has been previously fucked by a black man. In other words, she is now tainted for life.
Guy #1: Look at that chick over there. Would ya?
Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM TAINTED LOVE!
Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?
Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.
Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?
(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)
Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM TAINTED LOVE!
Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?
Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.
Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?
(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)
by Big Papi October 16, 2008
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by Dark Prime June 23, 2006
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