tabletop grinding

grinding in which the guy is upright and girl is bent over (creating a flat surface like a table on her back)

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by strudel and cherry pie March 11, 2011

Gettysburg Tabletopper

A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..

Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

fuckoff tablet

to totally disregard anothers feelings/opinions/behaviour/wishes etc. and carry on doing your thing regardless. Ignore someone , belittle in conversation , action , or make others do so. Generally to make people feel un wanted /un needed/un necessary

christ! the boss wanted me to work til 10 last night , no way on friday !! so i gave him a fuckoff tablet!

hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet

by groovywordbender December 10, 2011

Tabletop Ass

An ass so large and protruding, you can place a drink on top of it.

My aunt has a tabletop ass that you can set your drink right up on.

by aleja113 February 28, 2009

tangletown

A residential neighborhood with many twists, turns, and dead ends you can easily get lost in.

Don't take a left on 7th Street, you'll end up b in tangletown and will never find your way out.

by Tamikan February 4, 2017

tablette

A miniature table

He set his copy of shark tale on the tablette, and sighed. "well, the wife and kids may be gone, but at least I still have you, shark tale."

by Nothin 27 November 22, 2018

tannet

A person or thing that steals or consistently shows aggressive behaviour.

Ahh, don't be such a tannet.

by Lucas.K January 29, 2019