Tangelo

a tangelo is the offspring of a tangerine and an orange. no one knows were the "lo" part came from, but it doesnt matter, because it is there. To recognize a tangelo, you usually find that there is a small rising on the top. it looks like an orange, without the rising.

Tangelo = when an orange and a tangerine have a baby

person 1: Hey man, wan't an orange?
person 2: nah brah, tangelos are whats up.

by nami04 March 9, 2011

Tanielle

The most beautiful person you know, always makes everyone smile and gives endless amount of love. If you know a Tanielle keep her, cause she will give u butterflies every time she’s near or the same area as u.

Tanielle is beautiful.

by loveexpert22 November 25, 2020

tandem poop

The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.

Reverse tandem, is facing each other.

Christine sat on shawn's lap and they dominated a tandem poop together.

by mopar340 September 16, 2013

Tandemonium

Any condition wherein chaos spreads from its original circumstances to another, usually unrelated, situation.

Everyone went crazy in line when we all found out that the Playstation 4's were shipped late. We all had to call in sick keep our places, so I'm sure it was Tandemonium at work.

by Double Hardhat November 4, 2010

Tander

Someone who did something wrong by accident; or rather, someone who had good intentions but ended up messing up terribly. This word is derived from Henry Tandey; a British soldier who, during the first world war, stumbled upon a German soldier, wounded and helpless. Tandey simply could not bring himself to just shoot this wounded man in cold blood, and so he refused to shoot him, thinking it was an act of kindness, thus sparing the life of 29 year-old lance corporal Adolf Hitler. In summary; had Henry just shot Hitler, he'd probably had just saved over six million lives, plus the 11 million that would die as a result of the second world war (That was nearly 1% of the world's population at the time).

Because the tander does not know that their good intentions are the shit that will hit the fan, they are technically innocent; depending on how one is to view the situation, of course.

Famous examples of tanders include: Henry Tandey, Qui-Gon Jinn, Alfred Nobel, and whoever cooked the bat soup.

Tashira: Why is this town so divided? I wish everyone would stop fighting and hating each-other!
Ellen: It's all Mike's fault! He started all this by writing that weird E-mail!
Cindy: Nah; Mike's a tander; he couldn't possibly have predicted this.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic March 5, 2022

Tandem Puking

When two or more people puke off a hotel balcony onto the balcony below after drinking heavily.

Bro 1 - "Bro, let's take some straight tequila shots without a chaser."

Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"

Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking

by sarge the boss June 7, 2009

Tangela

A wonderful girl and one that's super hot and is always by your side. Always with a smile on her face and she will make sure to make your darkest days happy. She can kick ass and even though she could be a mean girl she chooses the right decision and is someone you should always stick with. She can often be who you can call your best friend.

Oh my god have you seen her she is just such a tangela so nice but she could be mean I want to be her friend.

by lbue boy July 10, 2019