One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.
Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025
Get the Illini Bronze Tabletmug. Adipex-P Tablets is a physician recommended medication like amphetamine. Phentermine animates the focal sensory system (nerves and cerebrum), which expands your pulse and circulatory strain and diminishes your hunger. Adipex-P is utilized along with diet and exercise to treat heftiness, particularly in individuals with risk factors, for example, hypertension, elevate cholesterol, or diabetes. Adipex-P ought to be utilize exclusively for a momentary period. It ought to be utilize as a feature of a total weight decrease program that incorporates dietary changes, work out, and other conduct changes.
by alenawokes May 30, 2025
Get the Adipex-P Tabletsmug. Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
Get the Like the tablets of Mosesmug. when your tablet runs out of battery and you charge it but it takes too long so you become a secret agent and take out random people to pass the time
im going to do some tabletation
by removeads July 8, 2023
Get the tabletationmug. Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the Emerald tablets of thothmug. The act of destroying a laptop by opening it 360 degrees, causing the hinge to break (doesn't apply to x360 laptops)
I'm so sick of this fucking laptop, I'm putting it in tablet mode!
Time to put this laptop into tablet mode
Time to put this laptop into tablet mode
by trolltime12 March 1, 2023
Get the Tablet Modemug. by STatisfacti0n August 17, 2019
Get the Tablet Tittiesmug.