Swimple

the mix of sweet and simple.

That girl ain't basic... she swimple

Keep it swimple my dog

by Scattered_Discourse June 17, 2019

Free Samples

The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.

Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.

Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!

by Matt The Moocher December 28, 2005

swamped

To soil or piss oneself

1. Dan was so drunk he swamped himself

2. Just swamped me sen!

by Adam Windle April 8, 2008

soul samples

A song which will become a banger, favorite. It has a sample of a classic song within the rap song itself. Usually sped up or chopped. These songs are usually popular.
Such as Cam'rons-OH BOY

These following artists have samples these soul samples

PAUL WALL-GIRL- is samples from tha chi-lites OH GIRL
CAMRON-PURPLE HAZE-Dorothy Moore-Too blind to see
M.O.P.-COLD AS ICE-?
get it?

by BOSS PIMP April 26, 2006

Sample bitch

An elf like creature who sifts through lettuce and other vegetables. Often irate and ill-tempered.

"Hey Pat, could you go pull down some lettuce for the sample bitch?"

by Bobby Bunyons March 18, 2009

swampled

being swamped and trampled simultaneously

If one more person skype's me with an issue, I will be officially swampled.

by The Pragmatic Optimist September 5, 2013

swampeded

Swampeded. v. A state of being in which one is simultaneously swamped by online requests and stampeded by a flow of FtF inquiries.

I couldn't get any work done today because I kept getting swampeded with silly-ass questions.

by svenskaflicka September 9, 2010