Surfer Scrote

Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.
Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.
by soulsurfer78 October 26, 2009
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carpet surfer

A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.
When the dope is gone, Becca becomes a carpet surfer.
by gina govina September 13, 2017
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subway surfers

A addicing game that you'll play for hours!
Dude 3: what are you playing?

Dude 7: subway surfers.
by zzcolby July 22, 2015
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Scene surfer

Urban chameleons. These are the kids you'll see at a rave one night and a punk show the next. They blend in with every crowd, although are not completely accepted by all. Known for being really intelligent and beautiful, although not necessarily in the mainstream sense. NOT HIPSTERS. There's like fifteen or sixteen per town.
A: I saw that kid at the {generic punk band name} show last night! What's he doing going to a jazz club?
C: He's a scene surfer.
by istudyripcity June 19, 2012
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The Soul Surfer

The football touchdown celebration dance where one puts their arm inside their shirt and pretends to surf like the one-armed surfer whose arm was taken by a Great White.
After little Bill scored a touchdown in flag football, he put one arm in his shirt and did The Soul Surfer while his teammates pretended to swim around him like sharks.
by That boy Rodrick October 01, 2013
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Urban Surfer

Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.
I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.
by truck drivin jim March 29, 2009
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Under-surfer

little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.
fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.
by garrythegrey July 12, 2016
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