shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

suave swag

swagger of the suavest of men. usually contains light up clothing such as shoes and glasses etc. etc. ladies love it.

Yeah he's got that suave swag

by Frederico El Suav'e November 22, 2010

Saved by the hair on your ass

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

by trevmation September 13, 2015

slavedom

A made up system of government where slaves are elected to lead the country. Kings are supposed to die in a hole at the bottom of the ocean because that is how it is. Middle class doesn't exist because it just doesn't. This kingdom raises a few questions but is without a doubt the smartest theoretical kingdom ever.

Bruh have you heard of slavedom?
Yeah bruh, its totally rad.

by CrazyGranny23 November 14, 2019

suave

Smoothly agreeable and courteous; Sweet; pleasant; delightful; gracious or agreeable in manner

by jhaylee June 28, 2003

saved

Christian term for accepting, and believing in, Christ. To be written in the "Lambs Book of Life."

I have been saved since I was seventeen years old.

by Chad Deese October 17, 2003

shaved my balls for this

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.

You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!

by Some wiseman January 1, 2015