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Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste
That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami
by Sphinctar May 8, 2003
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Stroking the Crossbar

when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.
Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".
by Big Ben Boy August 4, 2010
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Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
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shwerking

I ate burritos for dinner before i went to da club last night and i couldnt stop shwerking.
by TurtleLovin April 11, 2014
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Storming of the US Capitol

Let me make this as unbiased as possible.

On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.

The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.
Storming of the US Capitol.
by Semicolon618 September 10, 2021
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Cock-Stocking

Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)
Marissa is my favorite Cock-Stocking during the Winter time.
by RyandRy December 31, 2010
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estrogen stroking

when you have to constantly tell a woman she is;

beautiful

gorgeous

cute

not fat

amzaing

and or perfect the way she is
Todd: So what did you and jamie end up doing last night?

Jeff: Nothing at all man i was estrogen stroking her all night and she was still a debbie downer
by iamthedylanator August 14, 2011
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