A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)
by Associate May 05, 2004
by natasGA19666 February 27, 2019
man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022