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stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.
Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."
by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009
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gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification
Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.
by kim November 17, 2006
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stuffers

1)junk food; snacks. (e.g.: pretzels, cheesy poofs, chips, popcorn, etc.) Usage note: never used to describe beverages.

2)any food which can be rapidly or obsessively consumed.

3)Any food product with no nutritional value whatsoever.

see: munchies, styrofoam
1) You bring the smokes, I'll bring the stuffers.

2) "Whoa. You'd better lay off the stuffers! You've already been through 3 pounds of those pistachios."

3) I'm bringing a vegetable platter to the party, not stuffers. Someone's got to be health conscious.
by Izhmo Goetz March 16, 2004
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Duck Shuffler

When you get all your ducks in a row and some asshole comes around and shuffles them up
by tonichoni July 16, 2021
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Truffle Snuffler

n. a derogatory term (normally targeted at women) used to describe someone's asthetic displeasure.
Tom: Have you seen John's girlfriend?
Giles: Yeah! Boy does she snuffle for truffles!

George: Have you seen that girl Jenny?
Emma: Hell yeah! She's a Truffle Snuffler!
by Tom Mullett January 2, 2008
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Snuffler

a german word for the american word dick
my friend dakotah has a small snuffler
by shmabul. January 18, 2010
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stuffer fuck

A man who is unable to gain an errection yet he still attempts to stuff his penis into a female's vagina or a man's asshole.
Even though Andrew was unable to gain an erection after smelling Shannon's stinky crotch he still attempted to stuffer fuck her.
by Dirty Hound January 5, 2016
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