Jack-Stalling

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.

_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!

by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009

Cake Stealing

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'

"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"

by popscotch May 9, 2010

Mountain scraping

When wiping your ass after dropping a monster deuce, you graze the top of turd mountain with the back of your hand.

I got this knuckle fudge from an unfortunate mountain scraping incident.

by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021

strapping young buck

From a 1976 speech by Ronald Reagan, who complained of "strapping young bucks" using public assistance to buy T-Bone steaks, the phrase is shorthand for "undeserving and lazy black people living off hardworking white taxpayers instead of getting a job." Many commentators have noted that the phrase originated from the auction block. Now used ironically by liberal commentators to identify racist dog-whistles in conservative argument.

"Whereas once the problem was just welfare queens and strapping young bucks, now it’s the entire middle and lower classes, the lazy union members, the credit card deadbeats, the unemployed so content with their benefits that they don’t look for work."

'We Are All Strapping Young Bucks Now'
Doug J. _Balloon Juice_ January 6, 2011

by Saxifrage2300 January 7, 2012

stealing bases

When you skip over one of the bases. The bases being the 4 F's. French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

Brian and his girlfriend Ally stole first base, and began feeling and fingering before they even frenched. This was Brian's favorite thing, stealing bases.

by littlegirlll September 27, 2014

Satan's Starling

The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.

Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!

by buckonz November 23, 2009

Meme stealing

Plagiarizing someone's meme without citing source and claiming it as your own

Meme stealing hoe didn't cite me

by Suckadickjon May 25, 2016