This most hideous of maneuvers involves an extremely intoxicated woman ready to vomit and a "concerned male friend" in an isolated stall. He sets up the scenario by innocently offering to hold back her hair while she proceeds to vomit. However, unbeknownst to the woman, he is undoing his pants with his other hand. After the bulk of the vomit is expelled, the ensuing dry heaves create the ultimate contractions for deepthroating. The sounds made as a result of heavy penetration mimicking someone who is being strangled. He finishes, cleans her up, and hopefully, she blacks out shortly and forgets everything. The concerned friend leaves that bathroom stall a legend amongst his friends.
Ted: I think Jimmy gave that drunk girl an Albequerqe strangler! She looks like she's been through the mill.
Harry: No wonder he's always so helpful.
Ted: I bet his balls smell like old schmagma.
Harry: No wonder he's always so helpful.
Ted: I bet his balls smell like old schmagma.
by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin June 13, 2006
Get the albequerqe strangler mug.Same meaning as choke a darkie, ie to crap/shit/defecate. The word "darkie" relates to the usual colour of poop.
I was just about to leave the house when i had a sudden urge to strangle a darkie, so i had to use the bathroom before i went out.
by lyndal June 22, 2007
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by Gary Oldman November 8, 2003
Get the stranglers mug.What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!
Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!
D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!
D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009
Get the Strangling a toad mug.A form of masturbation but can be used during sex.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.
This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.
This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.
Bro 1: You dude, i heard you got with Emily last night?
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*
by Chanceen McFoodlemeister May 30, 2016
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Get the upsidedown strangle mug.The Oak Street Strangler was a bouncer name J whom worked the floor at the infamous Club Atticus near the University of North Texas, in Denton Texas. The Strangler was so named because of his habit of putting unruly patrons to sleep with a wicked choke hold and dragging them out to the street for recovery and expulsion from the bar.
by Psyillirabbit November 3, 2008
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