stoniee

Big dick mothafucker

i"ll take your moms ass seriously

i gave your mom a stoniee last night

by mike miller February 28, 2017

I want to hear more stories about evil clowns

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"

The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"

by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009

Stories Not Standards

The general idea that the story you get out of an event (eg. wild college party) is better than the moral value of whatever has taken place. This phrase implies that the more exciting or scandalous story you have to tell, the better! Live it up:)

Allison: Man, that sure was one crazy party last night. We almost got arrested!
Ashley: Yep, stories not standards gurrrl!

by MissParty June 20, 2011

Pork stories

1. Any stories involving sex, attempts to have sex, or failures related to sex.
2. A fratire author who tells stories consistent with definition 1.

Remember that Brazillian tranny we met at the mega club last night? Sit down, because boy do I have the pork story of pork stories for you!

by vinnyvegas February 28, 2008

short stories with tragic endings

A song by From Autumn To Ashes, I'm not gonna put down my opinion of this song because I don't really wanna get into that arguement about if its good or not. It's the 10th and final track on the 2001 album "Too Bad Your Beautiful".

Short Stories With Tragic Endings
"Cry For You, Shed Tears, Morn, Wish The End, Cry For You"
"The Only Reason You Are Here Now Is A Reminder Of What I'll Never Have"

by getalifeandajob January 18, 2009

Rob stories

A story which you believe will have a point, yet ends abruptly. Not usually funny or interesting.

"I got a great story."
"No, all you tell is Rob stories, and those suck."

by D'Sok September 8, 2007

Stupid Cliched Love Stories

The full name is "Stupid Cliched Love Stories... Why Is This Happening To Me??" A romance story on quizilla.com by TuttiFrutti999

Contrary to the title, it is actually very well plotted, with cliched ideas typical to fanfics/ online stories twisted around and made more interesting and funnier. A totally unexpected climax as well. It is 35 chapters long, and has good grammar and consistency.

Person 1: OMG! The writers on quizilla are mindless illiterates!

Person 2: Hey, no, this "Stupid Cliched Love Stories" is actually pretty good!

by MuseIK333 January 11, 2010