Scooping Spoon Syndrome

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.

Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.

Also called SS syndrome.

"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."

OR

"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."

by AB Banana August 16, 2008

STOOPIF

When an individual is in communication with another via text (or some typing thing), and the person you are texting says some dumb thing, and instead of calling them stupid, you call them STOOPIF, as to call them stupid while mocking their stupidity.

Other person: *says some dumb shid*
You: "Boi u stoopif lmao*

by MeloCello February 26, 2019

stoopid ninja turtle pussio

basically when sum1 be real ugly like wit 10 rolls on their forehead yh and they also a pussio, making them a stoopid ninja turtle pussio

*wimp*: "no im not gonna fight the bully" *other guy*: stfu u stoopid ninja turtle pussio

aye aye made this wit my g oscar, iss dion here and ethan next me rn is gay

by dionkdionkdionkdionkdionkdionk May 6, 2021

Mushroom Stomping

An act of mushroom stamping, but with a giant penis, usually to a person being a complete douche. This is appropriately done by slapping said douche in the face with said penis. If correct technique is applied, the stompee will have a giant, dick-shaped imprint on his face.

"Justin was being a huge dick, so Luke mushroom stomped him with HIS huge dick."

mushroom stomping

by YouCanSuckABigOne March 7, 2012

hawk-swooping

when you had a dream about something but you tell the story as if it happened in real life

A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping

by boocs March 17, 2022

Smooping

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.

Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.

by Maxee Gee November 12, 2009

stomping cottons

When a heroin addict is sick and can't get any more dope, the last thing they do is stomp out their old cottons to try and get some heroin residue to get the sick off.

I am fucking dope sick as hell, I was stomping cottons and it didn't help.

by K-Mace January 12, 2008