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Nerd Stampede

A large drove of nerds entering panic when:
-Someone has made a typographical error.
-There are updates released for MMO games.
-Someone posts porn on their message board.
-Someone says "sport" out loud.
Nerd Stampede:
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 24 | Topic views: 353
*someone posts porn and gets banned*
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 1256 | Topic views: 22681
by Politixxx July 27, 2010
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sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere
-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.
by walcott August 20, 2008
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curb stomped

When you get your ass beat into the curb.
Person 1: "Have you heard the shit Jessica is talking about you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and when I see her again she's gonna get curb stomped!"
by 3decayingdeerlegs March 27, 2021
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Calgary Stampede

The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.

Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .
"I pulled a Calgary Stampede on him last night. Stayed on a full 8 seconds, a new record!"
by Muffinzz September 9, 2011
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Stomped

A usually extremely ugly person. Like ugly to the point that your face turns disgusted from looking at it.
" Damn yo. that is one stomped mutha*&$%@!"

or
Dave-" Would you tap that?"

Jayquan- " Hell naw. That girl is stomped like hell."
by The Chree March 30, 2007
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Stomped

Bob: Yo dude I'm so stomped right now
Frank: Haha I know you had like 20 beers already
by Sir Ian Gibbions III December 6, 2015
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Stampede

A series of many mushroom stamps(scrotum to the face), quickly followed by intense laughter and humiliation.
That one chick got stampeded by five dudes.
Stampy sure knew how to take a stampede.
by lumbergalar January 20, 2009
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