Smockery

smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag

Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.

by Grandpa faggit April 27, 2020

dash stacker

Usually a white transit van, documents, invoices, monster energy cans, sandwich packets, you name it this man has it in his dash. Some say it can reduce visability by up to 90%.

I can't even see the bloke in that van he has so much shit on his dash, he's a proper dash stacker

by Linkrapidz January 11, 2020

The Spocker

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper

After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

knicker sticker

A piece of cotton padding with an adhesive strip.

Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.

Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.

Eve: Owwww, I've cut my finger! Have you got a plaster?

Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.

by YvesII October 5, 2006

Stoker

One who is stoked

A stoker always tries to stay stoked in any situations they might find themselves in. Whether times are tough and trying, or everything seems to be flowin your way, a stoker always tries to stay enthusiastic and be positive.

Chad: "JT, did you see that guy just guzzle that 40 down with his Helix beer bong?"
J.T.: "I did dude, I was just talking to him earlier, he's a pretty rad guy. Very enthusiastic."
Chad: "We need more stokers like him."

by Unbendable Shaft August 7, 2018

diaper stacker

A soft plastic or cloth bag shaped nursery item equipped with a clothes hanger, used for storing babies diapers in. Diaper stackers are most often gingham in design and colour.

Two large diaper stackers were hung up inside the closet of the baby's room.

In our house I used two diaper stackers, one for cloth diapers, and the other for rubber pants.

The mother I used to babysit for kept all of her children's cloth diapers neatly folded, and in a yellow vinyl diaper stacker.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. December 12, 2006

Sticker Time

Placing stickers on a partners (or your own) genital area and removing for pleasure. Stickers may be placed anywhere, but genitals provide the greatest amount of pleasure.

1.Hey keanyn did you go to Rachels sticker time party?
-Yeah it was hella tight. They had so many different stickers and everyone was there. Even brendan schau
2. Do you wanna have sticker time?
- Hell yeah! i love it!

by BabyNug March 21, 2009