Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.

Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

by Dj TdUb April 3, 2010

Stains of Time

The Badass Theme Song Of Monsoon. Memes. The DNA of the soul.

Wash away the anger
Here I stand beneath
The warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling
Gently down on the terrain
Wash away the sorrow
All the stains of time
But there's no memory
It's only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper
Into a peaceful life
And it will come
Like a flood of pain
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up
Until the end is here
And it will come
Through the darkest day
In my final hour
And it will never rest
Until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
My dreams disappear

by SpoonNamedJamie May 10, 2022

Tropical Stalin

An amazing alcoholic drink. It is made with a combination of vodka, sprite, and tropical fruit juice. First add ice to your glass then add approximately 2-3 shots of vodka. Then add a good amount of sprite. Finally top it off with the fruit juice. Your drink should be around a 30% vodka, 50% sprite and 20% juice. Enjoy

1 "Hey man I made Tropical Stalins do you want one?"
2 "Yeah those things taste great!"
1 "Wow these things remind me of our last trip to Montreal"
2 "Oh yeah thats when Jimmy lost his tooth. He looked like that guy from the Hangover."
1 2 "Goodtimes......"

by The Real Zimmer June 2, 2011

Resume Stain

A previous job that was so bad (or was with a company whose reputation is so bad) that you'd rather make up an excuse for the time gap on your resume than list the job.

My previous employer has a terrible reputation. It is a resume stain. I won't put it on my resume out of fear that I won't get hired due to their reputation.

by 123456789anonymous June 15, 2011

Drip Stain

A small spot of dried semen or vaginal juice. Usually found on the bed sheets.

Kyle knew it was time to wash his bed linens when there were multiple drip stains.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

tobacco stains

Tobacco stains are from when a girl hasn't wiped her ass right and has more streaks than a getaway vehicle.

"I went to pull her panties down to get to the pussy,and she had tobacco stains."

by BigL830 January 29, 2016

Get stained

Get stained is a popular roast in games such as Valorant, CS:GO and R6. Often used when someone got absolutely destroyed. Often is modified to be "got stained", or "stained on".

"Get stained kiddo"

"You're about to get stained mark my words."

by xX.PROGAMER69 December 12, 2021