Wayne Stated

Basically this is when you get screwed and its 100% not your fault... its the system.

When you wake up at 6:30, get to wayne at 8 and Kresgee isn't unlocking its doors. So you freeze for like 5 mins till somebody hears you dying outside. Then you get inside and they are doing construction so now you cant even study. "Man I got wayne stated today"

by imfurzini May 22, 2018

island beach state park

The best, most unspoiled beach in NJ. Its dunes and clear water, and has miles and miles of NOTHING in a state where every other square inch of oceanfront is owned and covered with crap

When I have a day off, I go to Island Beach State Park, and forget where I am and who I am.

by minimalsidefx April 2, 2007

Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

by Waterbugs November 19, 2013

Mates of State

Mates of State are an indie rock duo. Mates of State is composed of Kori Gardner (voice, electric organ, electric keyboard, and electric piano) and Jason Hammel (voice and drum set). The two are now a husband and wife team with a child.

The Mates of State are just what i need right now.

by indie snob December 11, 2006

Stat Fucked

When, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn't happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. After they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn't happened will happen the very next play. It applies to all sports.

"He hasn't missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game". He then misses. He was stat fucked.

(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)

by DNG1981 January 2, 2011

Woree State High

Woree State High School is a school filled with Druggies, and drunks. There are alot of F boys in the school: including Joe Tusa and Zach Fitz. The teachers are all racists, especially the vice principal. Alot of events go on at the school, including sports days, and the swimming carnival. On these days, expect your personal belongs to get stolen. People who go to Woree are poor and they steal from the "rich" people there. The boys are all tryna get ins, and all the girls look ugly as hell. A weirdo white boy goes around all day, everyday saying "hail Satan" and the teachers care more about weather your sitting next to the fence at the back of the oval then if your smoking pot behind the shead. Teaachers like Mr Abar buys knives off students who sell them. Teachers will also play favourites during the whole year.

"What school do you go to?"
"Woree State High"
"You must be a druggie."

by Polynesian101 October 15, 2018

STAT

Short form for Statim, which is Latin for immediately medical

I need a knife... stat....

by PorscheFanatic March 19, 2004