Staple that to your scrotum

take that, suck on that, etc

say it after you have proven a point, or to poke fun at your mates after they fail at something e.g "Ha ha Tommy, my football team beat yours, staple that to your scrotum!"

by MrMuz September 5, 2009

Staple Food

An item of food that is consistent in one's diet. It is eaten AT LEAST every day if not more than one time per day.

Pop-tarts are my staple food. I eat them for breakfast everyday as well as a snack before bed.

by strawberrypoptartwithacherry April 21, 2011

Stapler

An internet meme meaning you are procrastinating on finishing a report, essay or any other written document that should be stapled.

"Hey John, are you done with your homework? The stapler will know."

by xsed, February 23, 2013

Stapling

When you're eating out a person of the same sex, missionary style.... Making it look like a stapler, stapling paper.

Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...

Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?

by Scissoring is a thing April 4, 2016

Staple Remover

Pinch girls taint with one finger in ass and the other in puss, trying to pinch it together.

I gave her the staple remover last night.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

cunt staples

cunt staples is a vaginal body piercing

hey, joan, if you wanna be punk, you gotta get some cunt staples

by anthony p. October 6, 2005

Starlena

Starlena has a tendency to have a cold or bitter attitude. She will, however, sugarcoat such bitterness with a bubbly and cheerful tone that is intentionally sarcastic. She is known to be a "badass bitch" and will willingly beat you severely. Past this harsh nature, she has a heart of gold and is willing to do almost anything for her friends and lovers.

"Oh my God, dude what happened?!"
"I got into a fight with Starlena..."
"Damn, why would you do that? You know she'd fuck you up!"
"I thought I had a chance.."

by IcePooter May 9, 2018