standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

stani-butter

crack cocaine. from stani.

Richard pryor loved his stani-butter.

by babyrazor July 21, 2003

Stanical

(adj): Used to refer to all of the countries of the former U.S.S.R. that end in "stan" (like: Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, etc.)
(etymology): created from a typo of the improper word "satanical" while writing an essay for school

You know, all of those Stanical countries!

by Jujubeanie February 19, 2008

Stanimeant

When two soul mates, or stanimates, are meant for one another and its true stanima love then they are classified as Stanimeant

ex. Wow Jill and Jim are so stanimeant for each other. They'll be together forever.

by RRRaaaafool December 4, 2010

Standing Head

A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.

Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."

by KingjamesIV December 27, 2011

standing blowjob

When josh cant reach the dick on his knees so he has to stand

hey your pretty short give me a standing blowjob

by Real Nigerian prince November 10, 2017

Standing water

A popular term amongst non-swimming youths which refers to large bodies of water in which one can touch the ground.

Person A: Geee it's hot today, I'd love to go for a dip!

Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?

Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...

by chillybang July 25, 2018