stalker fucking

When someone has sexual relations of any sort with a person that they don't want a relationship with even though they know that he/she will be a stalker and won't leave them alone for years. They will call your cell phone over and over even after you tell them that it is the wrong number. Sends you text messages on every holiday, and peeks in your bedroom window every night.

Barry did some stalker fucking about 2 yrs ago. Nicole still ain't left him alone. All she wants Barry to do is put it in her butt once a week or so. Barry said, I would love to do that for you , however, that would mean that I am being unfaithful to my true love Wanda......., But here's the SHOCKER, Baby!!!

by crackinjokes August 15, 2009

SPOT STALKER

Someone following you in a car as you walk across a parking lot so they can take your parking space.

I thought I was about to be abducted but it was only a spot stalker.

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

e-stalker

someone who prowls or sneaks about using online resources to obtain information on someone

When his ex-girlfriend stopped talking to him, he became an e-stalker and browsed her blog to find out what she was up to.

by nem March 25, 2005

stalker pivot

The action preformed by a creepy guy, usually at a comic con, where he attempts to inject himself into your group but fails, quickly looking for an out, he will lock his eyes on the next next available group of girls and preform a stalker pivot.

"This guy came up to us and was acting like a complete creeper, we told him off and he preformed the creepiest stalker pivot I've ever seen and started following some other group of girls."

by dzuari February 26, 2015

hand shaker

Stick Shift Car or Truck

Real men drive hand shakers

by Scott367 April 5, 2007

Clam Shaker

Is the act perform when a girl dries her Clam or Box after cleansing. She performances this act by drying her Clam out by shaking her entire body or by using her hand and shaking her clam.

John: Whoa, You have become a most impressive "Clam Shaker" girlfriend. Jill: I wanted to make sure you ate a clean, fresh and dried Clam!

by TheRedBandito December 6, 2013

Reverse Salt Shaker

a sacred abstract form of masturbation; one bends over on their knees and threads penis through tucked legs and uses both hands wrapped behind their back to jerk like a salt shaker. You know the deal, twist that mother fucker.

I saw Russel doing the reverse salt shaker last night, pretty sure Billy was assisting him as well.

by RevSalt January 23, 2022