m: whoa, did you pee or squirt?
M: do you enjoy squirting?
F: yes your doing it right:) but go harder and faster this time. I love your 'palm job technique.' My friends need to Google it.
M: do you enjoy squirting?
F: yes your doing it right:) but go harder and faster this time. I love your 'palm job technique.' My friends need to Google it.
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Get the Squirting Jeremiah mug.When having sex on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his penis from the female vagina, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his penis into the vagina thus causing the female to squawk and scream.
My girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since I gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.
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Get the squawking seagull mug.The act of fornicating with a female from the rear in a manner that requires the male adopt a bent knee, or squatting position. Prevalent among couples with large discrepancies in height.
My legs were tired from an hour of squcking, and at this point I was just pissed in general, so I may or may not have mistakenly "missed" my target in favor of her number 2.
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"She was a real squirting queen!Never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bloody dry!!"
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Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"
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