giant half chicken half squirrel

The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.

chicken, squirrel

by grant February 29, 2004

Squirrel Party

A homosexual gathering in a remote location in the hills. Overnight stays are required. It's like Fight Club but you use your cocks as swords .

Hey Eric! You all oiled up for the Squirrel Party tonight?

by SqP November 3, 2016

peach orchard squirrel

The silliness of a squirrel living in a peach orchard (considering there are no nuts in a peach orchard), in refernce to a crazy person.

Dude 1 - "Yo that crazy bird was blathering on about nonsense again."

Dude 2 - "Yeah she's crazier than a peach orchard squirrel."

by nobrakebike April 2, 2009

nuttier than squirell shit

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".

This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!

by wilddogjoe October 5, 2011

sister squirreled

the act of being molested by a squirrel , in a public park , until you relinquish health food products .

I was in the park and i got sister squirreled for a zone bar.

by reddywerx January 19, 2012

squigger

a black squirrel
squirrel-you know the rest

I saw two squiggers eating acorns on the lawn today

by Dancingfool23 November 30, 2003

squirrel hole

When you have a really hairy asshole. It looks like a squirrel crawled up in your butthole.

Wow Dylan that is one nasty ass squirrel hole. You should wax that if you ever want to get a girl to lick your ass.

by Dylan, Garrett, and Thomas February 12, 2008