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Squidward

a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show
oh my word thats a huge cock on that squidwards face
by cocksponge squareballs September 22, 2003
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Squidward.Avi

A very messed up video, widely beleived as a creepypasta, where Squidward commits suicide in a very horrific and realistic way, then pictures to a pile of dead bodies. All in extremely high quality.
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by Miimaster July 27, 2010
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Squidward nose

Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.
“Hey man, I heard Jamie couldn’t get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.”
by JimmyButler69 July 10, 2020
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Squadular

Adjective - Of or relating to a squad.
Tour guide: here we see a squadular group of guppies in their natural habitat
by Official EEBC June 17, 2018
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Squibulate

The act of fornication in a public place while eating calamari.
Would you like to squibulate?
by Donzamanelli April 11, 2009
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Squidward

A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.
“Gee, Squidward! Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said!”
by Wheredidmyfekinlifego May 19, 2018
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squidartha

squidartha is the act where a man moons, but has his penis and balls tucked under the butt cheeks, thus exposing the “squid” from the backside. The meaning of this act represents the belief that life makes no sense, or is non-sensical. It is a direct reference to and reaction of Hermann Hesse’s novel Siddhartha, where self meaning and awareness gets discovered.
When a person on a street hollered “Jesus is the way”, I pulled down my pants and flashed a “squidartha”.
by topo the mouse January 19, 2019
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