squeegee men

a man or woman who, with washcloth and squeegee in hand, cleans windshields of cars stopped in traffic and then somehow expects to get paid by the drivers

"squeegee men are conniving panhandlers who, because you pity them that very instant they finish the job, they take your money".(not to mention washcloth was dirtier than the windshield before they started to clean it and now the drivers side window is all smudge)

by Sam Price November 29, 2007

squigger

small black squirrel that runs around like it runs shit. Usually found in urban areas.(Lawrence) known for the largest population

Greg Hyzdu is bent over while Ryan slams him with a squigger right in his ass.

by zach January 14, 2004

Squiggled

Being highly intoxicated ..

"Well Lad were you out last night? " "I was yeah, got pure squiggled" ;)

by I Like Rusty Spoons :) November 18, 2011

Squiggly Fish

verb. The act of inserting a finger into a clothed buttcrack and either wiggling it around or sliding it upward while wiggling it.

noun. A name for the act itself.

verb: "Today we tried to squiggly fish Willem."

noun: "Erica gave Sarah an outstanding squiggly fish."

by The Squiggly Fisherman September 14, 2009

squeege

When a man pokes his penis in another's eye.

I squeeged in my significant others last night.
I'm going to squeege in you eye.
do you mind if i squeege you.

also used as:

I'm going to squeege your eyes out.
Do you mind if I squeege in your eye?

by Squeege in the eye February 19, 2013

Squiggly Splooge

n. (SQUigglee SPLOOjuh) an internal organ that you're not sure exists, but is causing you pain

Lyme Ninja: Why are you holding your stomach?

Stina Shall: My Squiggly Sploogehurts.

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 13, 2009

squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004