Squeezing Teabag

A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.

Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag

by thotpenguin May 2, 2018

Squeezing the Cleavers

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.

She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz May 22, 2007

Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.

John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.

by pookabear July 13, 2011

squeezing the chicken

to jerk off, masturbate

stop squeezing the chicken

by The Bold Avenger October 6, 2015

Squonking

When someone beats 4 Penguins in a shed in Bumfuck, Florida that's a full squonking.

That sevens player only wins by Squonking!

by Not Artemis Black! August 23, 2023

slagttention seeking

When a very promiscuous/slagy person types something about how they love themself andtry and get attention about it.

Nicole: I love my tan and the tight white top is booming :)
James: Off into the garden to tan his six pack ;)

Nathan: Have you seen James and Nicole slagttention seeking?
Max: Yeah, probs like them alot?
Nathan and Max: LOL

by lmaoprobs March 3, 2010

Bum Seeking

Closely following your favourite BUM, usually while walking towards some destination. Works typically like the 'Heat Seeker' missile.Person automatically routes to the Best Alternative Bum at any given point of time along his path.

Dude,You are late.It hardly takes 5 minutes to reach the liverpool station.

Sorry.I was busy "Bum Seeking" all the way.

by smartsara July 12, 2010