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Squeef

When a woman start to queef but she’s mid squirt.
“Oh no! I’ve squeefed!” Says Rebecca.
It’s okay. Next time do it in my mouth.” Moans her lover Derek.
by anonymously.bitchy January 11, 2023
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Squeef

A cross between a squirt and a queef.
When a girl queefs and squirts
"Yeah man, she squeefed all over me!"
by JustYourAverageZombie June 9, 2016
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Squeef

A "squeef" is when a female squirts out of her puss puss, while she farts out her

ass simultaneously. Most likely to occur during intercouse. But SO MUCH funnier if it happens while not having sex (extremely rare)
Squeefs are my favorite bodily noise! So much fun to say "squeef" ahhhh just rolls off the tongue. Girlfriend gets SO embarrassed when it happens when her and I fuck LMAO
by Queef-Eater4190 April 3, 2025
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Squeef

a natural phenomenon in which a queef and squirt occur simultaneously, typically during or after sex.
When you thought it was just a queef but your panties feel wet and your realize you squeefed yourself.
by Dr. Skunk Bunker M.D. April 23, 2023
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Squeef

When a male farts sitting down. The air then escapes through the front and ripples across his sac, thus creating a sound similar to a fart w a sac twist on it.
Man, did you you hear that... Billy just squeefed in his seat and I’m pretty sure blew a hole in his zipper.
by Dr. Pipesmith May 21, 2021
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Squeef

A squeef is when you squirt and pussy fart at the same time. It’s an explosion much like a volcano
Omg sorry I just squeefed in your face!!
by Lil_tiggy-squeef10 January 29, 2024
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Squeef

It is defined as a pussy shart.
She sneezed so hard it made her pussy squeef.
by DJ.JAM-EZ March 15, 2023
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