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Squeef

When a person accidentally squirts and queefs at the same without sexual stimulation.
Did you hear Shirley bent over squeefed! All over johnny's jacket while she was at work today?! How embarrassing!!
by PrincessShoan March 10, 2024
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omg i just squeefed”
by ryrynicole January 7, 2023
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When you queef and squirt at the same time.
When your pussy is full of air but your also about to squirt and they both come out as one Squeef!
by Squeefqueen7 October 10, 2022
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It is defined as a pussy shart.
She sneezed so hard it made her pussy squeef.
by DJ.JAM-EZ March 15, 2023
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The gnarly smell when a woman doesn't clean and queefs
Man that girl squeefed.
I know right? Fucking stinks.
by MrDThatGuy August 2, 2018
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When you queef and squirt at the same time.
When your pussy is full of air but your also about to squirt and it comes out as one Squeef!
by Squeefqueen7 October 10, 2022
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A "squeef" is when a female squirts out of her puss puss, while she farts out her

ass simultaneously. Most likely to occur during intercouse. But SO MUCH funnier if it happens while not having sex (extremely rare)
Squeefs are my favorite bodily noise! So much fun to say "squeef" ahhhh just rolls off the tongue. Girlfriend gets SO embarrassed when it happens when her and I fuck LMAO
by Queef-Eater4190 April 3, 2025
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