Squeef

When you squeeze someone and they queef.

Gosh darn it I just Squeefed

by loufofof February 10, 2018

Squeef

The force of sneezing which causes in a high-pressure queef

My girlfriend and I were listening to the Joe Rogan Experience post-banging the other night when she sneezed. She sneezed so hard it made her queef. I said, "Dang you just squeefed!"

by shartluvr101 February 26, 2023

Squeef

When a male farts sitting down. The air then escapes through the front and ripples across his sac, thus creating a sound similar to a fart w a sac twist on it.

Man, did you you hear that... Billy just squeefed in his seat and I’m pretty sure blew a hole in his zipper.

by Dr. Pipesmith May 22, 2021

Squeef

Anybody who makes up shit for the Urban Dictionary to hype up their own name. It's a mix between Stanky and Queef.

Hype: "Can you believe Lakeisha added her own name to the Urban Dictionary?"
Bill: "Yeah, that bitch be Squeef for sure!"

by March 06, 2021

Squeef

a natural phenomenon in which a queef and squirt occur simultaneously, typically during or after sex.

When you thought it was just a queef but your panties feel wet and your realize you squeefed yourself.

by Dr. Skunk Bunker M.D. April 24, 2023

Squeef

(of a woman) audibly expel air from the vagina and ejaculate simultaneously.

the low, hollow sounds of a monotonous squeefs could be heard echoing throughout the apartment.

by Dr. Skunk Bunker M.D. April 24, 2023

squeef

squeef (v.) - to be isolated, humiliated, or shunned from a group; munsoned; to be easily embarrassed or made fun of; to be painfully difficult in ordinary settings; to over-analyze the most simple issues; to be extremely awkward and make situations extremely uncomfortable

We had no choice but to squeef him due to his incessant verbal diarrhea.

by Zexlaaaaaaaa December 06, 2010