6 definitions by squeakyvagina

balhuticaris

balhuticaris is a very cool arthropod that lived in the cambrian period. it had a bazillion segments and a batrillion awesomeness points. (MORE SPECIFICALLY OVER 100 DISTINCT SEGMENTS) it was 9.6 inches long. its shaped kind of like a sad dog's jowels with a tail. it is part of the order hymenocarina, in fact, it is the largest membor of that group, even one of the largest animals from the cambrian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is the largest bivalved arthropod in the fossil record, nearly twice the size of nereocaris. wow!!! cool!!! scientists are unsure of its diet, it could have been a suspension feeder, it could have been a predator, who knows. i know. bahuticaris ATE!!!!! if i was a balhuticaris, i would be pretty happy. i would swim a lot and be happy. goodbye.

debra: balhuticaris is cool.

tom: i know

debra: yay

by squeakyvagina November 9, 2023

Ol' benny

slang for Benadryl

"hey man, you wanna smoke some ol' benny?"

by squeakyvagina March 19, 2023

lobautism

lobotomy-induced autism. typically used for lobotomites who are beyond the point of redemption.

i realized i was afflicted with lobautism when i started finding brainrot funny

by squeakyvagina November 9, 2023

furcorn

when a man rubs and slaps his particularly hairy nuts against a woman's vagina in order to stimulate the clitoris

Tofy: man, I furcorned my girlfriend for the first time last night. it was fun but afterwards she had to spend a couple minutes pulling my pubes out of her vagina :(
Egbert: man that's disgusting, you're really egging my Berts. you really need to keep your furcorns to yourself!

by squeakyvagina March 12, 2023

wompplles of poms

BEWARB BEWARB THE WOMPPLLES OF POMS
THEYRE MICHEAVIOUS WRECKLESS DOOERS OF WRONGS
STEP NEAR THEM AND YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT
THEYLL WRIGGLE AND WAGGLE AND BITE OFF YOUR MEAT!

BEWARB BEWARB THE WOMPPLLES OF POMS
THEYRE MICHEAVIOUS WRECKLESS DOOERS OF WRONGS
STEP NEAR THEM AND YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT
THEYLL WRIGGLE AND WAGGLE AND BITE OFF YOUR MEAT!

by squeakyvagina March 12, 2023

squeef

when you make a squeaking noise while queefing, typically this may occur when you run out of lube and decide to use car wax.

girl: man, I squeefed as my boyfriend pulled out the other day! at first it was embarrassing, but then he told me he was into it.
other girl: what the fuck

by squeakyvagina March 12, 2023