Squeeb

Somebody who listens to overly edgy metal, or squeeb metal (i.e. Slipknot)

That fatass Pat is listening to infant annihilator, what a squeeb.

by Bumporn September 19, 2018

Squeeb

A person who is both utterly disgusting, (Literally or figuratively) and brain-rottingly stupid at the same time

"My landlord is such a squeeb."

by Jerry Jacobson March 28, 2024

Squeeb

Verb
To squeeb, squeebing, squeebed

To be very very excited about something, geeked almost. But more.

or

To jerk off (joking context)

"OMG!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! I'M LITERALLY SQUEEBING RN!!🤩"

"Omg 🤤I'm actually squeebed"

by Felloway March 7, 2025

Squeeb

It’s Kimmy. Trust me, you don’t wanna know.

“Man, kimmy sure is a squeeb!”

by bigboibumpkin March 12, 2019

Squeeb

An educated dumb person. Someone who is lacking common sense.

She is such a squeeb.

by Atwge May 29, 2018

Squeeb

When an uncle and a child love each other very much, a squeeb is birthed.

Friend #1: Hey is that a Squeeb you got there?

Friend #2: Yeah my uncle was wild back in his day, now I’m stuck with this Squeeb.

Friend #1: Uh oh it looks like your Squeeb is squeebing all over the place. Get a paper towel!

by ImnotsqueebIjustknowone October 27, 2025

Squeeb

A person addicted to Scottish culture. The type to rock up at a party, full kilt and plastic bagpipes in hand. They'll only drink straight Scotch, even though it visibly hurts them. Entertainment includes the likes of Outlander and Braveheart. Despite this, often mistakes Scotland for Ireland. Do not attempt to communicate with, especially on topics relating to the UK in any way. Be careful of the accent; it'll sound more Mel Gibson than David Tennant.

"Mark's become a squeeb. The Ewan McGregor post on his wall was a little red-flaggish but I never thought it'd go this way."

by Disappointing Kumquat January 11, 2020