Squat Cobbler

Squat Cobbler aka Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around"

Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal.
A costume is often involved.
Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry.

Also known as;

Boston Cream Splat
Full Moon moon pie
Simple Simon the Ass man
Dutch Apple Ass

First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates
it's usage to get a client off.

We always figured Pryce was a Squat Cobbler, he often had pie on the seat of his pants.

by Jaguart August 1, 2016

Squatcher

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids

I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher

by dw6245 December 19, 2009

that doesn't mean squat to me

You don't care about something or your done with whatever is going on around you.

Kelly: I'm 13 and he's 15 so why can't we date?
Mom: Your age difference that doesn't mean squat to me! You are not dating.

by GirlWithAlotOfDrama November 23, 2016

Cock Squat

Fucking with the woman on top and squatting on the man's cock. Knees are off the bed and actual squats on done up and down on the cock. Hands hold the top of his shoulders for balance and leverage. Excellent cardio workout, great for the abs, quads, glutes and she controls the pace for her orgasm.

Sophie was getting quite a workout doing cock squats on Jay's cock.

by Sophie-Jo December 18, 2011

squat and surf

To use a laptop computer connected to the internet whilst seated on the John.

Jon: Why were you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I was caught up in a nice session of squat and surf.

by Adam Zeldin April 19, 2008

squasm

A squirel possum that only goes out at night and eats children.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

sorority squat

A pose for a picture where

someone bends their knees into a partial squat position and puts their arms/hands on their thighs. It could just be they just like posing like that or they're accentuating their butt.

Everyone’s face is funny in the picture because when Sarah went into the sorority squat position for it she accidentally let a fart rip.

by Hiken no Aleksu September 28, 2020