Dock Squatin

When an uncircumcised Male and a circumcised Male scissor like female lesbians.

Those guys are late because they were dock squatin.

by Talk back guy June 4, 2018

Jase-squatch

A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.

"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."

by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019

Skull Snatching

When someone steals your hard earned skulls away from you

Hate: *sends funny msg and get 10 skulls*
Xawsty: *snatches skulls*
Hate: STOP SKULL SNATCHING

by hates my waifu 4 laifu August 20, 2022

scratching

Creating music by means of manually moving a record under a stylus. Typically seen in the musical genres of "House" and "Rap". See my Audio example.

What's a DJ if ya can't scratch?

by Chase February 15, 2005

Snatching

The act or procedure of being a snitch

Tony be such a snitch, he be snatching.

by MOCK THE BLEEDING DEAD February 28, 2008

Scratching Teeth

The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.

This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.

The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).

It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.

Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"

Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"

Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."

Dan- "We'll do it live."

by El Capitalist June 2, 2009

Sasquatching

Sasquatching is to do nothing with your day because you deserve it!
To be cosy, relaxed and chilled out on a weekend with no plans.
The ideal Sasquatch; watch tv/read, stay in pyjamas/bed eat lots of food and nap

“Say, Mike, what are your plans for the weekend?”

“Oh you know me... I’ll be in the house, Sasquatching”

by Tru_definition November 10, 2018