sober drunk

when someone has had no alcohol to drink but they act like they drank wayyy too much

billy was going crazy at the party last night, but he didn't drink anything! what a sober drunk.

by Germ604 January 23, 2006

Sober Eye Dog

A dog trained to guide his master when the master becomes extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs. The dog aids the master in continuing to function as if he were still a sober human being. Similar to a seeing eye dog but the people for whom the sober eye dog assists are fucked up drug heads and not actually blind.

Jim: I am afraid John is too fucked up to make his walk home.

George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.

by larrydurango May 11, 2010

Piss-Sober

Being so painfully sober all the time that you are never on the level of someone else who may even be sober. The most sober form of being sober. sober notdrunk real sad sober mom

“I haven’t had a drink in weeks, I’m so piss-sober right now”

by Piss-sober February 26, 2019

mentally sober

A term used by a woman to defend her asshole boyfriend after he gets drunk while he is supposed to be spending time with her.

Yeah, Noah was drunk on Halloween. It’s okay though because he was mentally sober.

by Hot Dot November 3, 2020

sober trip

When you have been partying so hard and so long that being sober is a trip.

No thanks dude, I'm sober tripping today.

Whoa, everything is like so real.

by Tripdiddles March 30, 2009

Sober Bitch

One whom watches the consumption of narcotics and psychoactives but does not partake in it's use.

Kyle was being a sober bitch.

by ty&joey April 19, 2010

sober reflection

Sober reflection is the act of taking a great deal of time to analyze and think through something (your life) to either reaccount how far you've come, or to assist make a serious (life changing) decision.

John: Will You have a party on your birthday?
Me: Not this year, I'll stay indoors alone and have a sober reflection cos am not growing any younger.

by Elimo Hoston March 30, 2016