Corn Shuttle

Simply stated it's a poop with corn in it.

I ate too much corn last night and I fired off a few corn shuttles today.

by Michael Turd M.D. November 26, 2009

sputtled

When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking.

ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to carry this case of beer.

by adriana danger March 15, 2009

Spurtle

A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.

The spurtle was thirsty.

by loserpants101 May 4, 2019

Shuttle Disaster

Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster

Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

Swuttle

The act of rolling around on an office chair.

This verb is formed from scuttle and swish (as often, people who appear to swish elegantly on office chairs have to madly scuttle).

I love to swuttle!

When her boss returned, she swuttled back to her desk.

Nothing gave him more joy than having swuttling races with his colleagues!

by Louanefan July 9, 2019

Spurtle

When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke

How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job

by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020

Spottles

Referring to something that is important.

Ex. That is so Spottles

by Spottlesluver October 4, 2021