Spunk Backfire

When you jizz into the girl's mouth and the skank spits it back at you.

James : WTF was with the spunk backfire?! You got it all over my t-shit!
Alice : *Nervous Laugh*, sorry.
James : Bitch! Oh yer btw, I have herpes.
Alice : Mmmm.

by bumasterflex September 22, 2010

Shulk

The protag of Xenoblade Chronicles, an often underrated game. He is an amazing character and would do almost anything for those he cares about. He is also the weilder of the monado, a blade controlling the flow of ether on the Bionis, where he lives.

Shulk is such a good character

by Walmart™ June 21, 2017

spunk dumpster

A woman who does not actively participate in sex, but instead passively acts as a receptacle for cum.

When she is tired, she will at least be my spunk dumpster.

by Cooey K May 5, 2008

Hunk o’ Spunk

hunk o’ spunk refers to Kel, Kath’s partner in the Australian Kath & Kim TV series.

He is the epitome of boomer male perfection, in her eyes, replete with 80’s neon workout gear and a dramatic comb over.

Well you’re my Hunk o’ Spunk Kel.

by CherieCrocker August 21, 2018

Spunk Ransom

robert Pattinsons nickname, the guy who plays edward cullen in the twilight movie

girl 1- did you see spunk ransom on twilight tuesday?
girl 2- yeah, hes so hot!

by a dude twilightfan June 15, 2008

spunkadonia

A situation where a man gets to ejaculate semen into the vaginas, anal passages and faces of lots of ladies of low morality.

Look Ryan, check these sluts out. We've found spunkadonia.

by ricosuave80 July 12, 2009

Spunk and Run

The act of returning to a random female's apartment after a night out on the sauce, then vacating her abode at lightening velocity once the messy act has concluded.

"Here Bazza, what happened with that burd last night?"
"Went back to her's like, blasted a load of clum deep into her minge hole then legged it before she could ask for my number."
"Good lad, the old spunk and run!"

"Hey Mavis, what happened with that lad you were copping off with in the club last night?"
"He came back to mine, spunked then ran. I'm not on the pill neither and I'm ovulating. Good job I know his address so I can send the welfare cheque request to him in 9 months."

by JonathanBag July 31, 2013