spunched

Jumbled to the point that nothing can be understood; cluttered and hard to navigate around.

Crys, your profile is so spunched up that I don't even know which section is fucking which.

by Clarissalana September 11, 2006

Spuuch

One who exhibits extreme douchebaggery in every situation they find themselves in.

I.e: Someone who ruins a party for all the guests.

Garrett: did you hear Dylan took a shit in the punch bowl?
Reggie: I spent all day making that punch, what a Spuuch.

by Lonnie Lood May 29, 2018

SMULCH-A-CRAP

A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.

The campground showers are very convenient after my yearly SMULCH-A-CRAP with my wife.

by SMULCH December 31, 2020

sepulchritude

An adjective used to describe an attractive goth girl. Derived from sepulcher and pulchritude.

Damn, bro, did you check out that hot goth chick? She was one fine exemplification of sepulchritude.

by Hlex October 7, 2006

Sputch

A slutty bitch particularly a female

dude1: dude i'm gonna go ask the hot chick out

dude1: no dude she looks like a sputch

by noogface October 1, 2012

Spilcher

For a girl to leave her current love interest for another after deciding they are too atractive for monagamy.

"Why is he posting such depressing status' online?" "You didn't hear? His girlfriend pulled a spilcher on him".

"I hate going to nightclubs because they're full of Spilchers"

by MenutZz May 4, 2010

spelch

Insipid, often depraved musings from the class of literati who gratuitously wield their shadow as an exhibitionistic means of auto-eroticism.

George's disillusionment with the mundane and his occult fascinations are coupled to inspire a peculiar brand of spelch, the latest form of which is a vaguely humorous rant on the virtues of blood-letting.

by Andros Hyperion August 1, 2003