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Spooner

One who was brought up with a silver spoon in their mouth. An individual who was on the receiving end of free post-secondary education courtesy of Mummy and Daddy. A spooner is often heard spouting philosophical nonsense such as "Age is just a number and it's all in your head" and "It is what is, chief."
That young, professional engineer who views his paycheck as an entitlement sure is a gosh-damned spooner.
by Harold G February 15, 2008
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spooner69

when you are having 69 and your freind jumps in and starts spooning you while you are doing 69
spooner69 when you are doing 69 with a person and you leave out your best freind so you tell him/her to spoon one of the two 69ers
by spooner69hi May 2, 2011
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Spooner

When someone absolutely bottles an easy opportunity in football
SPOONERRRRRRRR
by Big Niko June 17, 2021
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Spooner

A super fan of the character Silver Spoon from Inanimate Insanity Invitational.
Man, I love Silver Spoon so much , I'm such a spooner
by Woods.org October 28, 2023
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mr spooner

one of those teachers that think all the kids like them, has a massive forehead and spends their time watching kids.
by FWEFGwegWE February 1, 2022
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Nate Spooner

Nate spooner. the name Nate spooner means to have a large genetalia and chiseled set of abs which he uses to break open diamonds, people named Nate spooner typically live longer than the average human and have millions in assests
Damn i really wish i was like Nate Spooner
by giladforbessiaflop October 22, 2023
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Spooner

A spooner is a hairstyle for men (and occasionally women) in which the hair is typically arranged in a manner that attempts to be fashionable but misses the mark ever so slightly. The results of which are often laughable.
Fuck, check out Harry's spooner! That shit should be outlawed.
by JoeyJoeJo May 30, 2015
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