Sport

Basically a replacement for every word ever
But Top definitions include

Doing
Going to
Have sex with
Something to say when there is nothing else to be said

Bro, what are you sporting after work?

I was gonna sport that really hot girl, who conveniently happens to be my neighbor the latina porn star

well sport

by smelly_poop July 1, 2009

Sports

Ummm... why do folks think all athletes are stupid? Leonardo DaVinci was said to be an outstanding athlete. He was also considered the protoypical "Renaissance Man". So, all those people who consider themselves "Renaisance Men" (or women of course) and are weak at sports are, in fact, ... just plain weak.

Remember the year when the Bethlehem Bombers had Jesus playing centre and they beat the Palestinian Philistines 3-2 in overtime?

Oh yeah! I think that was way back in 0 A.D. And if I remember correctly, I think J.C. scored a hat trick in that game. Good Ol' Jesus.

That's right. They traded him to the Jerusalem Gentiles right after that game.

by LeonardoDawg September 19, 2005

Sports

Something that tests your mind, body, and instincs, also the most exciting thing to ever be on TV.

Obviosly, anyone who calls sports stupid is obviously retarded. And hey, if you dont have athletic ability and if your not smart, what do you have? Can any fatass loser read a zone defence buy finding irreguler form defences, and making audibles to counteract them? Exactly, sports contain being very athletic AND smart.

Sports promotes being HEALTHY AND FIT. What an appsolute waist of time! Who would possibly want to be HEALTHY AND FIT? And who on earth would want to watch the most entertaining thing in history anyway? Anyone who go's to a game or watches it on TV is a complete MORON!

Riiiight...

by Spikesy July 2, 2006

sport

A sport isnt a sport if you wear a jumper playing it.

The only exception is cricket.

Darts is not a real sport.

by Birdi December 24, 2006

no sport

a person who is healthy and slim, but he´s eating junk food, smokes, drinks energy drinks.

"man, how can you be so slim? You are eating these burgers every day. "

"I guess i am on of these no sports"

by skoti September 7, 2016

Sport

A game that is inherently competitive as well as physically trying beyond normal parameters encountered in daily life. Rules regulate all aspects of the game and are agreed upon prior to the start of a game. A winner/s is/are determined upon completion of the game by a determined authority.

There are many different sports, but football is my favorite.

by Mr.Salt December 14, 2016

sport

Verb. To make an unauthorized exit; leaving without permission. May especially apply to leaving work before the end of the day. Also applicable to family events or unpleasant but mandatory parties or appearances.

Joe is not here; he sported early;
or
This party sucks. Let's sport on out of here.

by Vladimir Illich June 16, 2004