Sports Troglodyte 

One who takes excessive joy in watching any of the offerings of ESPN. These people would prefer watching mindless repetitive droning about irrelevant sports nonsense over more interesting channels such as The Science Channel, The History Channel, or any other cable channel providing any information that may be useful in any way.

I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious TVs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?

Sports Troglodyte by uuth September 30, 2010

sports bra 

A marvelous invention allowing women to jog without shirts.

That young lady must feel so free in her sports bra.

sports bra by SarahShy May 13, 2009

Sports nerds 

Sports nerds are people who have nothing to talk about other than sports. That is all they talk about. The only conversations they have with people are about sports.

Patricia-"The boys in this class are all sports nerds."
Lucy-"I know! All they talk about is football."

Sports nerds by Shane0229 October 22, 2013

Sports Penis 

When a man's shaft and balls become small and shriveled after participating in an athletic event. Just another great example of the adaptability of the male genitalia.

Guy 1: Dude I have some serious sports penis going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.

Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.

Sports Penis by stalegreen May 10, 2010

Sports Donkey 

Someone that likes sports too much. Probably single and will have a gambling problem.

Barry's a Sports Donkey Nancy...do NOT go out with him again. He'll ruin your life.

Sports Donkey by Lochlin Cross May 22, 2020

Sports Geek 

To be completely and utterly addicted to watching, playing, and engaging in fantasy sports.

Committing your life to watching every professional league available to you.

Joe: Hey man you wanna hang out on Friday?
Jim: No can do bro I gotta watch the Cubs play the Dodgers, then the 'Hawks are playing the Canucks later that night, but I gotta get to bed because Liverpool is taking on Everton tomorrow morning and I don't want to miss it.
Joe: Uhh okay, how about Saturday night?
Jim: Man are you nuts! The Indianapolis 500 is Saturday afternoon and then OKC is taking on the Heat Staurday night! Then I have to channel surf to UFC cause GSP is fighting B.J Penn. Plus I have to update my fantasy NFL team.
Joe: Man you are a total Sports Geek.

Sports Geek by Ilovesports June 8, 2011

SPORTS DICK

WHEN YOUR DICK GETS REALLY SMALL DURING AND AFTER STRENOUS EXCERCISE

MAN I JUST BACK FROM THE GYM AND I GOT A BAD CASE OF SPORTS DICK

SPORTS DICK by CONEHOUSE January 7, 2010