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Spoose

The Polish word for Napoleonism - Short, and short tempered. Bursting into fits of angry rage, having controversial views and getting even more extreme the angrier you get.
*Gets tackled on FIFA*
Short Polish-looking guy: "FUCK THIS CUNTING SHITTING GAME, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER"
Opponent: "Don't be such a Spoose."
by SteakBake10 August 20, 2018
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spoop bucket

A bucket filled with semen and poop
Jack: Damnit my spoop bucket is full, can you go dump it out on the sidewalk?
Stranger: I don’t even know you, I’m taking a walk with my 8 year old daughter.
Jack: If you don’t want to do it can she do it?
by Janribet October 3, 2021
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7 spoons

A phrase used to suggest to someone they should stop complaining and get over their problem (see get over it) because no-one is listening. See also whinger
Ali: Why can't everybody just get along and stop the hating?!
Andy: 7 spoons. Seriously.
by MrAndy January 14, 2008
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hoopdy-swoops

British slang for basketball.

Also spelled "hoop-dee-swoops"
"Cheers mate, up for some hoopdy-swoops?"
"Gawd, I love to be swooping, but I dint put my hoopdy-shoes in the boot"
by rintrah January 22, 2012
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dummy scoops

an action in which a witness of another being saying an unintelligent statement calls out "dummies no nothing" and swipes the unintelligent person on the neck with an open hand, causing pain. further, the person who says the idiotic thing may call "self serve", when they are aware of the fact that they have indeed said something stupid, all before the witness can say "dummies no nothing". this is due to the fact that the "no nothing", in "dummies no nothing" implies the uneducated person cannot counter the the dummies that are coming their way. any other witnesses of an unintelligent person saying something unintelligent may also call "witness" after someone has called "dummies no nothing" and they too, can swipe the idiot's neck, also getting their dummies on that select person. to make things even more complicated, before "no nothing" is called and only "dummies" has been called, the stupid being, may indeed call "reverse" and at this point, the swiping of the neck on the dumb person has now turned against the accuser, and they will then be dummied.
Idiot: I want to go to China one day so I can finally try some authentic tacos.
Person Being Spoken To: DUMMIES NO NOTHING! Bring that neck here boi, let me get my dummy scoops.
Witnesses: WITNESS!
*Person Being Spoken To and Witnesses all swipe the Idiot's neck*
by JewChainz18 June 3, 2016
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The Spooksters

A group of Washington, D.C. based persons, who are avid users of the schedule I controlled substance LSD (Lysergic Acid Dyethylamide)

Spooksters also use other substances such as MDMA, Oxycodone, Adderall, Vyvance, Xanax, Marijuana, 25I-NBOMe, Psilocybin (Mushrooms) at their own discretion and personal preference.
U ain’t one of The Spooksters if u never dropped acid.

Spooksters stay be coppin spooky paper.
by Spookster A February 28, 2018
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The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.
I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.
by Moose1184 October 28, 2018
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