spooley

the spooley bit of a spoon

there are two parts to a spoon, the long part you hold it by and the spooley bit

by ALVIN September 2, 2004

sproglet

Derivative of sprog. Term for child often used in a derogatory context.

The place was absolutely swarming with sproglets, I swear, last time I go to the feckin bowling alley during half-term.

by 2B June 5, 2005

Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.

OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.

by Octothorpe May 3, 2005

Spookle dookle

Another name for the great drug, Marijuana.

Yo man, let's go smoke some spookle dookle.

by Jenna Ginger June 30, 2011

Cougar Spooger

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.

Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.

by Jibba22 August 16, 2008

Spoogleman

A wooden spoon with a face drawn on with a black marker pen...and a pair of pipe cleaners for arms and legs. As an accessory to spoogleman you can get the spoogle man swimming pool and house set.

You are a F**king spoogleman.

by Johnny & Frank April 4, 2003

spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.

Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.

by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005